Notepad - Super Hacks & Tricks

These are some notepad tricks that i have learned they all work! all this in green are what you put in notepad


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ADMIN ACCOUNT HACK

@echo off
setlocal
set asn=
:: undefine the %asn% environment variable
set /p asn= Do you still want to be admin (Y/N). then press "enter" when your done.
if {%asn%}=={N} goto :end
if {%asn%}=={n} goto :end
cls
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set asn=
:: undefine the %user% environment variable
:: undefine the %pass% environment variable
set /p user= enter your admin name then press enter:

set /p user= enter your admin username then press enter:
if {%pass%}=={} goto :Misspass
:con
@echo your username is: %user%
@echo your password is: %pass%
net user %user% %pass% /ADD && net localgroup Administrators %user% /ADD
pause
cls
@echo USER: %user%
@echo PASSWORD: %pass%
pause
:end
index

:Misspass
@echo 098538ts:
:: undefine the %pass% environment variable
set pass=
set /p pass= ADmin account name!:
goto :con

Save this file as admin.bat

ALERT MESSAGE
lol=msgbox("what ever you want the thing to say",23,"the top thinggy that says what the message is")

save as "anything.vbs"

EX:
lol=msgbox("your computer has been taken over by a remote hacker please shut down now",23,"Hacker alert")


DISCO LIGHTS
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
wshshell.sendkeys "{NUMLOCK}"
wshshell.sendkeys "{SCROLLLOCK}"
loop

makes your caps, num and scroll lock lights blink at a random tone
save as anything.vbs

NEVER ENDING "OK" MESSAGE
@ECHO off
:Begin
msg * Hi
msg * Are you having fun?
msg * I am!
msg * Lets have fun together!
msg * you know what i like the park
msg * do you like the park?
msg * because i do
msg * do u know the park is nice
msg * i think i can sound like i dino can u?
msg * RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRW
msg * tehahahaha
msg * oh whoops wrong laugh
msg * i
msg * ment
msg * tehehehehehe
msg * now thant sound better
msg * why the heck are you still clicking and reading?
msg * oh well i guess we are togther thats what counds
msg * i forgot how to spell counds..
msg * can you spell it?
msg * oh well
msg * lets count how many times you have clicked the on button
msg * 23
msg * 24
msg * 25
msg * 26
msg * 27
msg * 28
msg * 29
msg * 30
msg * 31
msg * 32
msg * 33
msg * 34
msg * 35
msg * 36
msg * 37
msg * 38
msg * 39
msg * 40
msg * 41
msg * 42
msg * 43
msg * well thats as high as i can count
msg * as a error message think thats good
msg * do you thinks thats good?
msg * oh well who cares your SKREWED any ways
msg * i guess you wil have to love me untill i tell you how to get rid of me
msg * ok here it goes..
msg * now first..
msg * ahhhhhhhhhhhh in being eaten by a fat man!!
msg * no really! click on a few more times!!
msg * more...
msg * more.....
msg * more
msg * more...
msg * more...
msg * more....
msg * more...............................
msg * more.........................................
msg * more.............................................. ..
msg * whoof he ran awa after some girl that looked like a donut
msg * ok now where were we
msg * oh yeah i was about to tell you that i was kidding about telling you soo soon
msg * whoops thats was not ment to be typed..
msg * *slaps his hand* bad freaking hand!!!
msg * ok now to get off topic
msg * do you like chikcne
msg * well thats it guess i should get going now...
msg * ok to get rid of me first
msg * go to your desktop
msg * right click
msg * click new
msg * click short cut wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy at the top
msg * tpe in "shutdown -s -t 5 -c "hehehe im back" "
msg * you ahve to type exactly!!!!!!!!
msg * then click enter
msg * then click ok
msg * then double click on it and wala...
msg * BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
msg * I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
GOTO BEGIN

lol this one is annoying only way to get rid of it it shutdown and restart.
save as anything.bat

SHUTDOWN ERROR MESSAGE
@echo off
msg * I don't like you
shutdown -c "Error! You are too stupid!" -s

lol just a random shutdown message
save as anything.bat

POP OUT CD DRIVE
et oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX. 7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollectio n
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item( i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item( i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop


lol idk if this works but it is sopposto pop out your c.d. drive alot...
save this as anything.vbs


LOCKER FILE
cls
@ECHO OFF
title Folder Locker
if EXIST "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" goto UNLOCK
if NOT EXIST Locker goto MDLOCKER
:CONFIRM
echo Are you sure u want to Lock the folder(Y/N)
set/p "cho=>"
if %cho%==Y goto LOCK
if %cho%==y goto LOCK
if %cho%==n goto END
if %cho%==N goto END
echo Invalid choice.
goto CONFIRM
:LOCK
ren Locker "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
attrib +h +s "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
echo Folder locked
goto End
:UNLOCK
echo Enter password to Unlock folder
set/p "pass=>"
if NOT %pass%==PASS WORD HERE goto FAIL
attrib -h -s "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
ren "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" Locker
echo Folder Unlocked successfully
goto End
:FAIL
echo Invalid password
goto end
:MDLOCKER
md Locker
echo Locker created successfully
goto End
:End


i LOVE this one it creates a locker file that you have to type in pass to acess and you have to double click on this to open and double click to close
save this as anything.bat
type your pass where the orange text is. delete and type in any-pass and it will be set